Sir Mordred the Black Knight aka DJ Floorbat ([info]darthmordred) wrote,
@ 2003-04-09 10:50:00
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Current mood: devious

Update on Operation Global Takeover
It seems my plans to get the weather systems under my control have been a great success!! SNOW!! IN APRIL!!

However, Mom did manage to trick me into being shaved at the groomer. That one is first against the wall (the groomer - not mom). I am _not_ amused. Something's up. I can tell. Mom's been reading travel books again and shopping more than usual. Seems she's going to a place called Las Vegas. I read up on it and it seems like a _perfect_ place for my ev0l plans.

Vegas needs an ev0l persian dictator. Yes, it does. In the meantime, I continue to taunt Anime and make Bob's life a living hell. My operatives in Iran are implementing my strategy there. Soon the entire world will FEEL MY WRATH!!

*lick*

back to grooming

*lick*


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[info]theonebob
2003-04-09 08:24 am UTC (link)
The term evil dicator has gone out of style. WIth all due respect, I think your new goal should be to become a "benevolent despot."

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[info]goth_milk
2003-04-09 09:04 am UTC (link)
Vegas needs an ev0l persian dictator

By the sound of it, Iraq could use a new one. I'm sure you'll give Dubya more of a challenge.

=P

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