| Current mood: |  devious |
Update on Operation Global Takeover
It seems my plans to get the weather systems under my control have been a great success!! SNOW!! IN APRIL!!
However, Mom did manage to trick me into being shaved at the groomer. That one is first against the wall (the groomer - not mom). I am _not_ amused. Something's up. I can tell. Mom's been reading travel books again and shopping more than usual. Seems she's going to a place called Las Vegas. I read up on it and it seems like a _perfect_ place for my ev0l plans.
Vegas needs an ev0l persian dictator. Yes, it does. In the meantime, I continue to taunt Anime and make Bob's life a living hell. My operatives in Iran are implementing my strategy there. Soon the entire world will FEEL MY WRATH!!
*lick*
back to grooming
*lick*
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